I could fly like Superman...
I flew to Weeki Wachee Springs, where mermaids mingled with sharks..
There was Christina Hendricks, looking distraught. She's been fired as a mermaid because she kept floating to the top...
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Then Don Draper drove by with a shag hairdo singing "Brandy" ...
He honked his horn at my Grandmother, who was taking a walk with a twin sister I never knew she had...
Some of the Cool Kids from high school were there. They still snubbed me....
But Julie Newmar invited me to a picnic, so I felt better
Nearby, a couple of strange guys were wrestling. And their undies weren't bunched in the slightest.
I tried to return to Earth....but uh oh....
I woke up in a cold sweat
And vowed never again to have Skyline Chili before bedtime....
Superman GIFs courtesy George Reeves Forever
Christina Hendricks Black Book pictorial HERE
2 comments:
I'm liking the look of that Chilli.
I need dreams this yours. I can't seem to buy them or trip over them.
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