Palm Pilot…Now that's some seriously expensive junk. They don't make junk like this anymore.
Rubik's Cube: After months of trying, I accidentally solved it one day while watching television. Haven't played with that junk in over 30 years.
Acid-Wash Jeans: I guess this junk is fashionable again. Why would you want to cover your junk with junk that looks like someone threw up on it?
Self explanatory junk
Bread Machine: The holy grail of junk. I got one for Christmas a long time ago, used it once and realized it was easier and cheaper to buy bread at the store.
Casio Keytar: I actually asked for this junk.
Model Ship: A fine example of junk. Never built it. I don't even like ships.
Leisure Suit: This junk has been packed in a box since the 1970s.
Wore it once. It was dark brown.
I literally looked like merde.