She turned me into a newt!...I got better…
I gotta no change…I’ll have ta give ya 9 more books…
I think people should mate for life…like swans... or Catholics…
I have found that alcohol, taken in sufficient amounts, produces all the effects of drunkenness
We want wine! We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now.
'cause you people are BASTARD PEOPLE! ... That's what you are!
You're just bastard people!
Carl Spackler: Make yourself at home.
Ty Webb: No, I don't want to stick to anything in here.
[to waiter] I'll have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper... and some cheese
What are some of your "never fails"?