Quickies for December 2013

Love is All You Need (2012) ✭1/2

Jimminy Christmas what a stinker. Susanne Bier, what were you thinking? On the plus side, Pierce Brosnan does not sing.

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The Deflowering of Eva van End (2012) ✭✭

Director Michiel ten Horn has seen way too many Todd Solondz films. Quirk for quirk’s sake. Some nice moments, some nice robotic camera shots, but no real substance and by the end all you have is a blah feeling.

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Cheeky! (2000) ✭✭✭

In this sexy, sexed-up sex film, sexy young people have all manner of sex in sexy places: Sex on beaches, sex in parks, sex in rowboats and sex in sexy swimming pools. Sexy women have sexy sex with each other while an oversexed, sexy young man attempts to have sex with the opposite sex. There is a sexy subplot in which a seductively sexy salesgirl explores her sexuality by having salacious sex insatiably. Warning: this film has scenes of a sexual nature.