Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Bunchie's List

We have recently started accepting classified advertising. Email us to respond to any of the ads below:



For Sale: 1994 Renault. Good car, considering it was made in France.



Lost: Near shopping mall. Grumpy old man with horrible flatulence. If found, please do not return.



Yard Sale: Saturday at 7am. Clothes, shoes, books and old smelly stuff covered in ick



Free to Good Home: Good Lord, my wife must have 200 freaking cats. Please come get some



Work Wanted: Man with tools and truck seeks work in international finance.



For Sale: Cowboy Hat, by man who has come to his senses.



Help Wanted: Work from home. If you have a computer and access to top secret government files, I can show you how to make a fortune!



For Rent: 4 bdrm house. A school, churches nearby, large snake in basement seems friendly.



Work Wanted: Shakespearean actor seeks gainful employment. Noble in reason, infinite in faculties, no votary to fond desire. Have own tights.



For Sale: Like new 6 person hot tub. Never peed or vomited in.



Public Notice: On Tuesday night, the City Council will vote to build a ridiculously expensive stadium that will house yet another mediocre, poorly run, suck-ass sports team. You and your children will be footing the bill for decades to come. The public is invited to attend.



Bunchie's List

We have recently started accepting classified advertising. Email us to respond to any of the ads below:



For Sale: 1994 Renault. Good car, considering it was made in France.



Lost: Near shopping mall. Grumpy old man with horrible flatulence. If found, please do not return.



Yard Sale: Saturday at 7am. Clothes, shoes, books and old smelly stuff covered in ick



Free to Good Home: Good Lord, my wife must have 200 freaking cats. Please come get some



Work Wanted: Man with tools and truck seeks work in international finance.



For Sale: Cowboy Hat, by man who has come to his senses.



Help Wanted: Work from home. If you have a computer and access to top secret government files, I can show you how to make a fortune!



For Rent: 4 bdrm house. A school, churches nearby, large snake in basement seems friendly.



Work Wanted: Shakespearean actor seeks gainful employment. Noble in reason, infinite in faculties, no votary to fond desire. Have own tights.



For Sale: Like new 6 person hot tub. Never peed or vomited in.



Public Notice: On Tuesday night, the City Council will vote to build a ridiculously expensive stadium that will house yet another mediocre, poorly run, suck-ass sports team. You and your children will be footing the bill for decades to come. The public is invited to attend.



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