Sunday, September 25, 2011

Eat Pray Love (2010)*



A phony, shallow, boring crapfest, in which all manner of dullards get in touch with their feelings. Filled with bogus New Age, 1980s self help gobbledygook.

Actual lines of dialogue:

“I can’t go on a trip right now; I haven’t meditated in a WEEK!”

“I don’t need to love you to prove I love myself”

“Did anyone ever tell you you look like James Taylor?”

“You’ve got to get your ass into that meditation room every day.”

The prosecution rests.

Eat Pray Love (2010)*



A phony, shallow, boring crapfest, in which all manner of dullards get in touch with their feelings. Filled with bogus New Age, 1980s self help gobbledygook.

Actual lines of dialogue:

“I can’t go on a trip right now; I haven’t meditated in a WEEK!”

“I don’t need to love you to prove I love myself”

“Did anyone ever tell you you look like James Taylor?”

“You’ve got to get your ass into that meditation room every day.”

The prosecution rests.

Elevator to the Gallows Turns 60

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